D           G

If you were falling

Bm            A

then i would catch you

D           G

you need a light

Bm           A

I’ll find a match

G        A        F               Bm

cause i love the way you say good morning 

G        A                  F

and you take me the way I am

 

D           G

If you are chilly 

Bm           A

here take my sweater

D               G

you’re head is aching

Bm            A

I’ll make it better

 

G        A        D                Bm

cause i love the way you call me baby

G      A                  D

and u take me the way i am

 

D             G

I’d buy you rogaine

Bm                 A

when you start losing all your hair

D          G           

sew on patches 

Bm           A

to all you tear

 

G        A                 D            Bm

cause i love you more than i could ever promise 

G        A                 Bm       G

and you take me the way i am 

G     A                 Bm        G

you take me the way i am

G     A                 G 

you take me the way i am

 

Thanks to Honey I got weird calming effect when listening to this.  Kalau tgk video skali, ade double calming effect.  Ala kire macam konsep baby la kan, pakai Johnson’s bedtime bath ni,…nanti  baby tenang semacam lalu tidur( teehee, yeke?).

Bold the statements that are true to you

Italise the statements that you WISH are true

Leave the fibs alone

Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test

I miss somebody right now.

I don’t watch TV these days.

I own lots of books.

I wear glasses or contact lenses.

I love to play video games.

I’ve tried marijuana.

I have been in a threesome.

I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

I believe honesty is usually the best policy.

I curse sometimes.

I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.- 

I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.-nak buat ape? sunat orang?

I’m TOTALLY smart.

I’ve broken someone’s bones.

I’m paranoid sometimes.

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. -dapat buat rhinoplasty & gastric bypass pun , saya syukur aje

I need money right now.-to fund surgeries above

I love sushi.

I talk really, really fast.

I have long hair.

I have lost money in Las Vegas.

I have at least one sibling.-kakak, abang, adik sume saya ada, COMPLETE.

I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D

I like the way I look.

I am usually pessimistic.

I have a lot of mood swings.

I have a hidden talent.-I can remember details of conversations, even it took place more than 10 years ago. Amazing o not?

I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

I have a lot of friends.

I am currently single

I have pecked someone of the same sex.

I enjoy talking on the phone.

I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

I love to shop.

I enjoy window shopping.

I would rather shop than eat.

I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.

I’m a pretty good dancer.

I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

I have a cell phone.

I believe in God.

I watch MTV on a daily basis.

I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

I’ve rejected someone before.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I want to have children in the future.

I have changed a diaper before.

I’ve called the cops on a friend before.

I’m not allergic to anything.

I have a lot to learn.

I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.

I am shy around the opposite sex.

I have tried alcohol before.

I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.

I own the “South Park” movie.

I would die for my best friends.

I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. –WRONGGG!! Y’all should try Yellow Cab Pizza.  

I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.

Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.-tapi sini no halloween eh?  Hantu is everywhere ape.  Should have kan?

I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.- never had the chance to watch even one complete episode, so I dun know whether I like it or not

I have dated a close friends’ ex.

I am happy at this moment!!

I’m obsessed with guys

I study for tests most of the time.

I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.

I can work on a car.

I love my job.

I am comfortable with who I am right now.

I have more than just my ears pierced.

I walk barefoot wherever I can.

I have jumped off a bridge.

I love sea turtles.

I spend ridiculous money on makeup.

I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.

I’m proficient in a musical instrument.

I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.

I hate office jobs.

I love sci-fi movies.

I think water rules.

I went college out of state.

I like sausages.

I love kisses.

I fall for the worst people.

I adore bright colours.

I can’t live without black eyeliner.

I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.

I usually like covers better than originals.

I can pick up things with my toes.

I can whistle.

I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.

I have ridden/owned a horse.

I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.

I can’t stick to a diet.

I talk in my sleep.

I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.

I have jazz in my blood.

I wear a toe ring.

I have a tattoo.

I can stand at LEAST one person that I work with.

I am a caffeine junkie.

I know what cosplaying is.

I have been to over 15 conventions.

I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

I’m an artist. 

I only clean my room when necessary. 

I like a person of the same sex.

I love being happy.

I am an adrenaline junkie.- I am the complete opposite, nak main kat sunway lagoon pun saya takut ooohhh…

I wanna stab these people (kalau nama anda yang pertama, x semestinya saya suka awak lebih teeheehee):

1.  Dayah

2.  Ein

3. Jai

4. Sarr

5. Irna

Gosh this has been playing in my head since morning, can’t get enough of current KPop sensation – Wonder Girls ( 원더걸스), especially this nobody nobody song (sambil buat tarian nobody nobody)

The original video for this song can be found at Perez’s

You can seacrh for different version of the video, but the chereography is all the same. Except changes of costumes, sets, video quality. I think this is the best nobody performance I can search in Youtube (judging from costumes, quality of video and sound).
Obviously didn’t really understand the full translation for the song (haven’t done my goggling yet). I’m sure the meaning is all sweet and かわいい!!!! (masih lagi membuat tarian nobody nobody).

I’m not a lyrical type of person when it comes to song, I just listen to the beat. It’s very addictive (*clap* *clap* clap*). Note that I’m not also a generic die hard fan of Korean drama series.

See the video, and you’ll join me in the world of clappy nobody (*clap* clap*).

ps: Zulee, thank u for all this new addiction ya

pps: if u r into grunge, rock, or maybe dangdut music, u might not be addicted. This obsessive compulsive nobody only implies to those with mellow, happy, cute kind of soul. :-p

ppps: If u fall into category mentioned above, you can download the song here

“Diantara tanda-tanda kekuasaan Allah ialah Dia menciptakan untukmu isteri-isteri dari jenismu sendiri, supaya kamu cenderung dan merasa tenteram kepadanya, dan dijadikan-Nya di antara kamu rasa kasih dan sayang. (Ar-Rum 21)

Congratulations again Salwa, semoga berkekalan ke akhir hayat

Found this on the internet (bodonye ayat, of course la kan internet). VERY VERY VERY FUNNY! MUST WATCH! (notice the caps).

Translations, be it movie or books, usually merapu and bunyik mcm something not right je kan. But this one is HI-larious!!  Here’s some excerpts:

Makcik mengaku dulu makcik jahat
Dipanggil bomoh ye tu bukan lawak
Lain dulu lain sekarang
Ni ilmu makcik gune
‘Kan ke arah keimanan yang terang
Betullll…..

Ye makcik tau sedikit ilmu sihir
Kini menjadi bomoh saat getir
Dan tolong jangan gelak ye
Makcik mengubati
Mereka yang celaka, hiba dan sepi (iyoolahh…)

Insan-insan yang malang
Mau tu, mau ni,
Yang ini nak jadi kurus
Yang tu nak cari cewek
Makcik bantu (TAKKK!!)
Ya tentu

Insan-insan yang malang,
Sedih betulll…
Berkunjungan melawat makcik, merayu
“Tolllonngg lah makcik”
Makcik tolong (TAKK!!)
Ya tentu

Tetapi kadangkala
Ada tak bayar harga
Jadi terpaksalah digadaikan nyawa
Yang makcik dapat komplen
Tapi makcik kan pemangkin
Kepada insan yang malang

Nah donga ni ponting ni
Makcik buek jamu untuk ekau jadi manusia untuk tigo hari
Paham tak? tigo hari
Dongar ni yang paling ponting-ponting
Sobolum matahari terbenam hari ketigo
Ekau kene buek si die jatuh hati kat ekau
Si putera tu lah
Maknanya kono cium lah
Bukan cium sebarang cium
ciuman cinta
kalau die cium ekau sebelum hari ketiga
Ekau jadi manusia lah
Selamanya
Berjalanlah lari ko apo
Kalau tak cium, jadi duyung
Haa…
Dah jadi milik den!
Amacam mau?

ps: wonder who did this…
pps: makcik Ursula speaks Nogori, priceless

Praying for you.  Hope you will make it through.

1. Each blogger must post these rules first.
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. Blogger that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’ve been tagged, and to read your blog.

八个任意事实 eh salah font, 8 random facts/habits about me.

1.  I like to read labels at produts, especially personal care products.  I read the shampoo, bath foam,  facial wash, colgate, pad, panty liner ah kesimpulannye semua la.  I read them over and over again almost every day.  Sometimes, I even keep the boxes so I can read it over and over and over and over…(infinity)

2.  Kesinambungan drpd habit di atas, saya dapat mengagak kebanyakkan harga pasaran produk-produk tersebut.  Malahan saya menghafal di mana terletaknnya rak-rak barangan tersebut (di kedai yang saya selalu kunjungi sahaja).  Jadi kalau anda nak masuk apa-apa pertandingan supermarket sweep, sila lah mempelawa saya untuk turut serta.  Anda pasti menang.

3. My daily 8 websites visits

http://icanhascheezburger.com  — feh-linesss

www.perezhilton.com  –this is latest than channel E!

www.uglybettynews.com

http://www.mariahdaily.com/news.shtml  — hahahah obsess…obsess

www.facebook.com  — must do, poke pple everyday… only in Facebook u can ‘poke’ people, and they will be Ok with it.

http://negaraku.net/blogs.php  — for daily politics feed

www.saharil.com

www.google.com — err, because it was the default homepage.. eheheh

4.  I download mp3 from people request (usually ZuLee’s), because I neither watch TV nor listening to the radio very much.  So I don’t really know what the latest hits is.

5.  The only original album CDs that I bought is all Mariah.. Yg lain kirem salam lah.. heheh

6.  I think I’m great with kids(yang cute only).  My nephew first appropriate word (apart from mamam, tu je engkau tau..) was ‘SATU, DUA, TIGA’, which he learnt accidentally from me, and yes SITI.  He still think his name is SITI instead of Aqeem.  Harhar, naseblah  muda-muda dah gay.

7.   Selalu tinggalkan kerja separuh jalan.  Hence, tiada habit/facts ke-8

8 people to be tagged

-Zu Lee
-Panadol7e
-Honey Joe
-Irna Izura
-E-in
-Ayu
-Dot
-Che Det, pliss Tun.. saye xde kawan dh ni.. hahaha

This no new Happy meal from McDonald, it’s a new prepaid plan under Digi’s infrastructure.

So, why the long happy face? Check out happy rates

Rm0.99 can lasts for 45minutes phone call! But the sms rates still mahal tho. Hmm thinking of getting second number, then I’ll need second cells aite? Anyone? Santa, I’ve been nice this year.

Oooooooh, oh deary me,
My little brother’s in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up ’cause it’s nearly half past three
He can’t be bothered ’cause he’s high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he’d like a cup of tea,
I can’t even see him ’cause his room is so smokey,
Don’t understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

Chorus
I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there’s no need to swear,
please don’t despair my dear, mon frere.

Oh Alfie get up it’s a brand new day,
I just can’t sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid,
Get off your lazy arse, Alfie please use your brain
Surely there’s some walls out there that you can go and spray,

I’m feeling guiltier for leading you astray.
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you’ll get laid,
When all you do is stay in playing your computer games?

Chorus

(instrumental)

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I’m trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat.
It’s time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid freakin’ cap.

I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there’s no need to swear,
please don’t despair

Please don’t despair
My Mon frere

p/s: This song been released a few months ago, so outdated me.